by Farrah Balanced

Heads were turned today when photographs surfaced of Barney Frank in minimal drag. A new picture indicates that he was in costume with several other congressmen, including Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) dressed as a pimp.

Rep. Jim McGovern (D-MA), Rep. Jim Cooper (D-TN), Sen. Lincoln Chafee (R-RI), and Rep. Ike Skelton (D-MO) were also costumed for the House Halloween Caucus Party.

Rep. Frank called Connie McPublican's story "misleading" and expressed his desire to set the record straight.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The Office of the Vice President of the United States

November 19, 2005—UNDISCLOSED LOCATION: This morning, the President and Vice President met with top officials to discuss increased intelligence chatter and credible threats to the security of the nation. After much debate, the President raised the nation’s terror alert to Code Orange, indicating a high risk of a terrorist attack.

The Administration and Department of Homeland Security became concerned with an increased risk of attack(s) after last week’s suicide bombings in Jordan and the continuing violence in France. The intelligence community has also been monitoring and frequently updating the President on increased chatter for the past several weeks.

Citizens are encouraged to remain calm, but to take extra precautions while this terror advisory remains in effect. All citizens should exercise caution when traveling, and observe all travel advisories. The government requests everyone’s patience while this advisory is in effect. Expect some extra delays, especially when traveling or entering public buildings.

The Vice President has relocated to an undisclosed location; however, he still expects to attend and looks forward to tomorrow’s floor debate in the House of Representatives concerning the federal budget.

by Connie McPublican

Congressman Barney Frank, embodying everything that is decadent and morally offensive about the Democrats' platform and personal lives, has some new photos out.

In these recently surfaced pictures, he cavorts around, scantily clad, with a parade of disreputable figures. Words do not do justice to the disgust of every right-thinking American. I can only cry SCANDAL! OUTRAGE! FILTH!




[Left: Frank pictured with drug addict. Right: Frank embracing notorious liberal commentator Lefty Libewitz.]