by Connie McPublican

The administration budget is a triumph of wisdom, insight, and compromise, and it embodies the values that all Republicans—nay, Americans—hold dear: reducing wasteful government spending while keeping America strong.

The Bush administration should be revered for presenting such a thoughtful, responsible budget that dramatically reduces the deficit and eliminates inefficient bureaucracy. House Republicans have also been doing a commendable job of working together and with the administration toward a reasonable and satisfactory conclusion.

I wish I could say the same of House Democrats.

Throughout the budget process, the public has been victims of the most nasty, divisive, and unproductive display of partisan politics from the Democrat girly-men in living memory!

Day after day, we read their tired slogans and the inflated rhetoric of their press releases. “Attack on working families” – waaa!! [or however you spell a baby crying]

Listen up, liberal twits: if people weren’t so damn lazy, they wouldn’t be poor in the first place. So stop pandering to your “unions” and “minorities” and grow a pair.

The administration’s budget has the priorities right: defend America from the terrorists that hate our freedom, and give the rest of the money back. Honestly, do we really need another absurd, overpriced research program into solar power? When it works, companies will sell it, and people will buy it. The beauty of the free market!

Hell, let the government get their hands on it, and they’ll probably f--- it up anyway. Renewable energy advocates should be delighted that the government won’t do the research, not whining like a little girl who dropped her lollypop in the dirt.

But do we hear any gratitude out of liberal congressmen? “Thanks, administration, for wading through the mess that is our federal budget and coming out with a rational and fair proposal.” How about a genuine effort at bipartisanship and cooperation? “Gosh, I really look forward to working with y’all to come up with a plan that meets everyone’s needs.”

No, of course not.

What we get is more insane rants from the left about how Bush is betraying military families and abandoning rural America.

Please. The House Democrats should just trot off to “San Francisco” to “marry” their “partners” and leave the governing to the real men and women who represent values, morality, strength, honor, and the Heartland of America.

A third-party watchdog group has claimed that the Veterans Day Event was staged by the administration and House Republicans.

Sources say this picture proves this event had nothing to do with honoring our veterans or assisting their children; the presence of a child was mere coincidence.





Editors Note: We feel it incumbent upon us to mention that, not only was this not a read-to-the-children-of-veterans event, those are not actually Representatives Thomas and Price, but GSPP students participating in a 2-week budget simulation project. As long as we're pretending...